Family Feud

I was watching Family Feud and thought to myself, "self, what if the 100 people who were asked the F.F. questions were not asked randomly on the street, but at a porno convention?"  This is what happened.  (Actual F.F. questions)

 

Single Point Score

Things you can't leave home without:

48  Wallet/Purse

20  Car Keys

15   Condoms

10  Latex Suit

5    Proof of "cleanliness"

Single Point Score

Things you do around your house in your underwear:

35  Vacuum

24  Dance

20  Cook

10  Watch TV

3    Underwear?

Double Point Score

Finger-licking-good food:

49  Dick

49  Vagina

2    Potato Chips

Double Point Score

Things you lose in your couch:

70  Pocket Change

15   Dildo

12   Virginity

Triple Point Score 

What would you do if someone cut you in line?:

40  Wait your turn

27  Call agent

20  Finnish anyway

4    Use them as a target

Things you can't get enough of:

100  Personal Lubricant