
Rejected American Gladiators Stages:
-Pie Eating Contest
-Hug-Off
-Puppy Grooming
-Ipecac Chug
-Lazer-tag
-Pottery-ing
-Poetry Slam!
-Who Has Testicles?
-Being Raped
-Jizzbomb
I met a woman one evening, her name was Dorothy. She was married twice, taking her husbands name both times. Dorothy Dromgoole was her name with her first husband. She became widowed, and as if her name couldn't get any worse, 3 years later, she married again and became Dorothy Diffendaffer. She had a great personality, but with names like that, how could she not?
Good Ole Wolf, howlin' at the moon!
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