Me and about 50 of my friends were at... the library, and were were drinking lots of... literature. It was one of those late night library cram sessions and one of my friends had to be on his 15th book when he took it upon himself to guard the ke... bookshelf. He began asking people "friend or foe?" when they tried to get a book. Well, as late night cramming sessions go, the more books you read the more belligerent you become, and this kid was the model bookworm that evening.
Inevitably, out of all of these friends, he was bound to run into his foe. So he found his, and when he asked which they were, got punched in the face. What made it exceptionally awesome was that his foe was a 6'4", 200 pound chick.
Nothing funnier than a 5'5", 145 pound kid from Staten Island being punched in the face by a giant woman.
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